Like anuses for the face.
That sounds like a more PC way to put it, but it's apparent that the euphemism's nastier than what you could have said. My mother and I were talking about this earlier in the week - except she said "puckered asshole"! I'm not sure which one is to be taken more seriously - yours, or hers.

I've never understood why people do these things to their faces. Nobody's fooled by those creepy features, they only serve to make people look less human. Why would anyone want to look a grotesque mask in the mirror every morning?
I've seen all kinds of work done, having spent a lot of time in L.A. and NYC, and the best work looks like none at all. There's nothing wrong with indulging one's vanity a bit, of course, but when the work/makeup/piercings/tattoos becomes the focus rather than the accent something has gone sadly awry.
One really wonders what kind of dysmorphic issues those people have.