g_whiz:
No, see the ??! indicates perplexed exclamation. Perplexclamation, if you will.

Not dissimilar, in fact, to the interrobang (), which is, by far, my favorite punctuation mark.
g_whiz:
What if I just braid the nose hairs? No good?
g_whiz:
It's a blessing in disguise, really. Braiding with tweezers is harder work than you'd think!

Girl, you can have whatever you want of mine! *single eyebrow raise*
deadbilly:
I don't remember anything about unions at all, so no, I don't think we're missing anything.

And no problemo about the capitalization. smile
light_bringer:
Oh well, VP. I guess my neighbor situation sorta kinda continues. Thankfully, I don't interact with them anymore, but I'm still affected in a way. The girl got kicked out but is still up there quite a bit. I hear her stomping around like a herd of elephants. I despise her so much. She's such a parasite. It makes me sad to know that she has three children. mad
light_bringer:
I only have hate running through me towards them at the moment.

I wish I lived in an actual house like you. I would be so much happier without shared walls.
jena:
Thanks, dish! And thank you for that flattery...I am happy that I can continue to deliver the goods. wink

Biking is EXCELLENT exercise. I once lost a lot of weight and maitained myself by biking everywhere. And it was so much fun! Go for it!

And.........try to lay off the processed, yes. smile
ckdexterhaven:
Hmm...not bad. She's no Edith Head.

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Actually, she was kinda scary looking. I'd imagine she was pretty intimidating. I remember seeing commercials a little while back on the Hallmark Channel for a Coco Chanel biopic starring Shirley MacLaine. I'm pretty sure that had I actually watched that (I didn't, btw), I would have had to turn in my hetero man card.


Remember when she was just that hot, saucy chick in those Jack Lemmon movies? What happened? (ok, technically speaking neither of us were alive when she was in those movies, so we can't actually remember. But you catch my drift, right? No? Well, I blame the aliens in my head.)

pelin:
I'm definitely a fan of vintage porn! Something so coy about it! blush
jena:
Did you I thank you for the compliment? Yes, thank you, dish. blush
ckdexterhaven:
Grammar isn't one my strong suit, especially not on here (or the internet in general). When I'm writing something formal, like a research paper for a class, i can do just fine. But when I'm just casually talking on the internet, I begin to throw commas and periods around with reckless abandon. At least I don't throw in LOLs, lolcatspeak, or textspeak. That stuff makes me want to off myself. I prefer the "too much tacos" paradigm of inside jokes and short hand.
ckdexterhaven:

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Youtube is a veritable treasure trove of malt liquor commercials.

wsoxfan:
I could really use your advice regarding my latest blog.
ckdexterhaven:

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It happens a lot. There's a thread over on CE right now that sort of fits that description. People need to learn just a little bit of self control. It's fine if bad grammar annoys you, but to take the time to type out lengthy, condescending responses is about 100 times more juvenile than the worst grammar offense humanly possible. I love it when people start ganging up and mocking whoever the "offender" is... "Huh, yeah. You sure told that guy. LOL! High five, bro!!! Isn't it great to be so damn smart, and to be right about everything?? Wooo!! What a chump!"



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Look at all of those exclamation points up there. I'm such a hypocrite. Just call me Crutchy.

wsoxfan:
Thank you for your speedy and very helpful comments. Truthfully, there have been things about her that have grated on me lately as well. The worst part of all this is that I have to deal with loneliness again all of a sudden. I know what that feels like, since I suffered greatly from it for a long time after the passing of my wife. I was grateful to have found a companion that I could feel close to. It would still hurt under any circumstances, but it's even more difficult what with all the other stuff I'm dealing with.
ckdexterhaven:
You have an aversion to golf sticks now? Join the club. (Get it? Please don't hit.)

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Ok, this is just goofy.

ckdexterhaven:
Ours is a noble hypocrisy. Fighting to end the tyranny of golf-striking devices and the fascist grammar cabal.
ckdexterhaven:
Such imagery and depth. It's like Desolation Row.
thejuanupsman:
I used to get really really bad hangovers. But the older I get the less I get them.

Or maybe I just drink less now.

Since our last exchange of comments I discovered that my wife really, really wants a Snuggie. That amused me.

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I am not getting old. mad

stiles:
Yes, the time vs. money equation is always present. I'll be doing some major cost cutting pretty soon if a job is not forthcoming. Hopefully it won't come to that.
wsoxfan:
I try to get out whenever possible. I do a lot of walking. I now find myself with more time on my hands than I can bare. In fact, being alone on Friday and Saturday nights is a shock to my system. It's not even that we did much of anything, mostly because of money concerns. Usually we went for an inexpensive dinner, sometimes a movie, or just sitting on my couch and listening to music, talking or watching TV. Making love was on the menu as well fairly regularly.

I'm pretty sure I mentioned a long time ago that I used to belong to a gym. I also ate right, resulting in the loss of 45 pounds. That was when I was seeing Lyrical and feeling better about myself. I've recently gained back over 15 pounds, mostly due to my bout with depression and anxiety.

It's especially hard to take that Mae-Ann would do this when I was trying so hard and making progress emotionally with the help of medication and counseling. That's the part that baffles me and hurts the most.
ckdexterhaven:
Well, I suppose if I have to be known for something, clowns are better than nothing. You're right, that was a mime in the back of the police wagon. I wonder if he was sent off to mime jail. I think we can safely assume that he wasn't a stool pigeon of some sort. I'm not sure if throwing him in solitary confinement would do any good. He's already in his own person cube thingy.
ckdexterhaven:
Speaking of diabolic...

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Ah, the greatness of Christopher Cross. Kind of makes you want to snuggle up to a warm fireplace... and then dive right in.

Actually, I like this song. Then again I also like the Pina Colada song.

janegeraldine:
How are you? Not hung over anymore I assume. We need to catch up. smile
ckdexterhaven:
I'd kick a freestyle with Ron McD any day of the week. Even if he is just a bizarre plastic statue sitting on (attached to?) a bench.

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This is soooo bad. Have you ever seen the Sgt Pepper movie with the Bee Gees? That's bad too. The part where the robot sings "Mean Mr. Mustard" made me embarrassed for the entire human race. Getting a root canal while nude would have been less awkward and painful*. I wanted to burn my television. See, I'm saying that I didn't like it very much.

(*I've never had a root canal, so I'm just guessing based on what I've heard about the procedure. And being naked during the process would obviously be awkward. I probably didn't need to explain that part. But I did. Enjoy.)