Maybe you've just got to make time? Who really needs sleep or food, anyway. You're wasting valuable time!! Or maybe you could add on love/lust/hit it time to the activities you do? Do a painting, then go hit on a chick, do a con apearance, dance at a club, something like that. Sounds like your life is just a bit too complicated these days.
Oh! Or get personal booty calls! Sexy ladies visiting your house when you're on a break from artwork, and having fun. ^^ (Don't know where the ladies would come from, but it's possible!)
I love how the Kool-Aid Man represents such a divergence from the Jonestown association with his drink of choice. That probably makes me morbid and evil. Oh, well.
I got two bachelor parties in the next month and one wedding....can you say Vegas.