awesome entry!
..."like peanut butter spread out over miles of toast..
that made me smile..

good luck with your date!

Bit of late advice: maybe wait until date two to break out this sort of talk on her.

I, on the other hand, fuck both with the past and the future.

You know, most chicks don't dig third eyes. Unless they are tastefully made up with some nice mascara.

Dating. I understand the appeal, but it gives me chills knowing how poorly I've done it in the past. How did your most recent one go?