I prefer to say ASAP like it's a real word.

And now to draw the fucker.

it's just a cover phrase for "NOW!"

yes i prefer 'whenever the fuck i can' or 'whenever the fuck i get a chance'

what was it in relation to on this occasion? surely that is a relevant factor? for example if someone says to me 'i would like to give you $1000 as soon as possible' i would tend towards elation!

I'm not sure if that's worse, or the phrase, "I needed it yesterday." If you needed it yesterday, you probably should have told me yesterday, yes?

I agree with toothpick!

Its not one of my favorite expressions...

Stat is good. like, "pass me my toothbrush ,Stat!"

as soon as possible, right after I eat some some cheetoes and masturbate. But I might have to wash my hands inbetween. How possible does soon have to be?

I always liked "gimme my shit now mother fucker"

Me TOOOOO

As soon as humanly possible?

Or as soon as i feel like, mother fucker?

That's the question.

I just went out and bought the ultimate Tag-Proofer.

I'll get around to it... as soon as possible.

yeah, it's kinda like "come when you can".

At your convenience ...

When I get told that, my response is usually, "At my earliest convienience?"