I'm scared and confused. I think a sacrifice may be in order.

What a gentleman!

What a sweet husband! I'll trade places when the ball goes away. I'm not enjoying the ball that's always around down here.

For the record, my posted conversation with Nick took place two years ago. So you're much less evil since then, but still pretty evil.

We could sacrifice a cheesecake? By putting it in my belly?

I think one of the best parts about Portland's weather is how much you appreciate the sun when it actually does come out. Case in point, this entry.

You can't really appreciate sunny days if you have them 330 days a year.

Sometimes this happens. You should go immediately to the basement and wait five minutes.

Did the mountain come out? That's creepy. Every now and then... it just APPEARS.

He's a romantic at heart, that fellah.

What a swell guy

Did he also light all of southern California on fire?

Well fiddlesticks.

Well, not now. But not long ago it was 96. Heat like that has me sweating gravy.

i know!

any news for you yet?

I laughed.

Edit: Not at MisterSatan ...

I'm now going to have to work in more homoerotic nu-metal boy band themes into my stories.

You're totally posting Chris Hansen pictures!

Awesome new photo.