So it's like that! Dude, I had a good excuse not to go to yours... I was taking my finals!

It's so on!

Aug 24, 2005

Thank you kind sir. I've been called a lot of things since I grew this thing.. but I liked molestache the best.

Aug 25, 2005

wren:

Holy crap your face is naked!!

I think if I had a weekend that exciting, I would probably spontaneously combust. I'm very boring. To illustrate, right now I'm sitting here, eating dry shredded wheat, marvelling at how regular I've become. Ugh.

Aug 25, 2005

thirtyseven:

we've both initiated bozo searches on google. a match made in heaven? i think so.

Aug 26, 2005

misstyrios:

You better be good to my girl, yo.

Aug 27, 2005

nefaria:

i didn't read all that shit! i'll get to it though, promise...i just scrolled down and awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...i fucking love you guys! seriously...and like MissTyrios said, be nice to her, or there'll be a rusty spoon castration coming to you...i mean it...that's MY woman...we ate meat together...i've killed suckas 4 less...

Aug 28, 2005

mistakesmade:

The "I'm more hardcore then UnZ in every sense of the word tribe"

Beotch.

Aug 29, 2005

unravled:

So HOT!

Aug 29, 2005

verandi:

you're a star, dahling. a STAR.

Aug 30, 2005

luckyp:

My mom still calls out your name in her sleep.

--l*P

Aug 31, 2005

doineanta:

you never update anymore gaydick. You miss us. come over for scrabble, dinner and dildo night please. Which night is that you ask? EVERYNIGHT.

Sep 1, 2005

nefaria:

i did the robot at work today...no transformers, no stage, no you doing a bad robot with me...it just wasn't the same man, wasn't the same...

Sep 1, 2005

freyja__:

so. much. love.
♥

Sep 2, 2005

idiotsguide:

Hey man,

Were you in Forest Hills on Friday nightish? I think I walked right past you? I was with this little Chinese girl, you or your doppelganger was with a woman as well. I knew your face because we share a few mutual SG friends. I am sure I will meet you soon enough.

Sep 5, 2005

seth0067:

i think you would make awesome Eurotrash if you wanted to. Consider it a Halloween costume idea maybe.

I put some photos up. You should check em.

Sep 5, 2005

al:

I came here to tell you that you should use your goddamn cellular telephone someday and gimme a call because you're always busy or don't answer when I call you and then I read your journal entry and it made me all sad.

Please teach me to be as awesome as you are.

Sep 5, 2005

al:

"oh, I'll be back online later! I'll call you! ooooo! I'm Z, I have so many women I can't even keep track of them all!"

*bursts into tears*

Sep 6, 2005

misterusername:

Fuck, dude! You need to fucking update. And that's coming from me.

Sep 8, 2005

illstabyou:

You slack more with updates than me. I LOVE IT !

Sep 9, 2005

judypatricia:

I. Miss. Zzzzzz.

Sep 14, 2005

al:

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read all night:

UnnecessaryZ said:

MisterSatan said:

UnnecessaryZ said:
... to draw a tear from my manly face.

I didn't know your face was in your ass, Z.

Boo-urns, dude. Boo-fucking-urns.

Sep 15, 2005

vampirate:

Dude, I'm on the 36th floor of some building on the corner of 2nd and 74th. I have no idea how to get around besides by hang glider.

Sep 16, 2005

wraith7000:

Score one for the good guys!

Sep 18, 2005

wren:

Your raditorial about PETA made me chuckle.

Sep 18, 2005

timmy:

Thanks for the post after my dad passed away. I appreciated it.

You're looking quite Magnum.

Sorry I never made it to the city, too much stuff to deal with upstate.

Sep 18, 2005