Oh man, I am SO glad I made the cut. haha... I mean, how can you sit next to me and play with a toy plane from a chocolate candy egg, and not feel close to me? oi.
xoxo
Also:
...made us feel like the evil communist karate terrorists fighting against every white competetor's freedom and/or chances of becoming the prom king.
It's lines like these that make me laugh every time I come visit your journal!
However, my flawless lips HAVE probably drooled all over your cushions. I bet you can use scrapings to create another me, but this time I'll turn out FANTASTICHE, because all this dancing ability is really out of place in my all-white household. NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN.
I hear that they have grumpy waitresses and a terrifically vast selection of brews. Sounds like paradise to me.