I'm trying to make up for the months of slacking..

also,

I've banned myself from drinking for at least 3 days, which means, COUCH TIME. Oh, and it means "three sons of mine returned from the mountain unscathed," in Tahitian.

note: I have absolutely NO recollection of you picking me up -- or more likely, me leaping into your outstretched arms.

All this time wanting to have my head between your legs, and now knowing that all I had to be was male and wearing black spandex to make it happen.
Lame.

So that's why my testicles are now a live newt.

I hope you've read the disclaimer on the official website that all babies conceived while viewing the Silent Hill movie may lawfully burst forth from whatever orifice belonging to the mother they deem fit, even if it's the new one they just made in her upper torso.
Oh, and they'll all look something like this:


Who am I kidding. Of course you read that disclaimer. What other good reason is there for trying to conceive a baby.

I feel money, baby! Seriously, I haven't felt this good in a long time. I can't wait to get back!!!

ps. You better hope your stand-up is as good as your ground skills!

So.... we meet again. And you thought the deadly game was over? It's just beginning....

i, for one, don't want to be you.

yes i'll be emerging from a beaded curtain at my private birthday party, evite list: you.

Deal!

I'd say you were more the Bolo Yeung to my Bruce Lee. In particular, the scene where he just folds that guy in half in Enter the Dragon.

By the way, the new profile pic is pure lunacy.

Again. Every time you think you're rid of me, I pop back up.

I'm in the minority of hating that movie, Just never felt much empathy for any of the characters.

I'm leaving the site. I just spend money on a site I barely use, and I think it would be smarter if I spent my money on other things. To the friends I made on here... I'll miss you. You were really cool. Watch for me on the big screen! I'll be there someday soon!

Seriously, just tell me when. How's...um.......shit, next wednesday?

Can't believe I'm booked for the whole week, yow.

Thanks for the invite to rock with you. Having to drive to PA from here is like having to drive six miles, and 25 miles or so beyond that to the restaurant. So, I forget math, but I think getting to New York from there would take a lot more hours than two.
If you want to go ahead and add a bit more party to your usual in my honor, that'd be cool. I'll still run the idea by my people.

i wrote it, and im probably way more racist than you are.

so THERE.

ms dictionary girl's handiwork. ive always wanted to be with him, and now i can. in picture form. kind of.

I had a dream about you last night, and I figure it was the "doh!" over brushing off your invitation because of the distance thing that did it.
It involved me escaping through an air shaft from my birthday party (to which hot sex was totally about to walk right through the door!) to some undisclosed location within the same building that you were calling me from.
Of course, I also had a dream about cooking bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. Interpret as you will.

I want to BE you! seriously, you guys are the best though

i don't believe you asked me for permission to post pictures of me! haha.

add me as a friend you lamo