From unhappycamper
Read this while listening to 'Since I've Been Loving You' by Led Zeppelin:
This testimonial is about a girl I will call J (for privacy, sorry shitheads). I took one look at this girl during my junior year in high school and I fell in love, as corny as it sounds. This girl was the coolest girl I had ever met, and it took me a whole fucking year to talk to her. I didn't even initiate the conversation. My friend Brian B did because he was sick and tired of hearing me come up with reasons to talk to her (very pathetic...I'm aware). Well once I finally talked to her more and more I concluded my results to see if this girl was in fact the coolest girl ever, and she was...So I asked her to homecoming (the fall of my Senior year), but someone had already asked her. Since that was taken, I asked her if she wanted to go to Halloween Horror Nights (Universal Studios in Orlando throws it every fall, bunch of haunted houses and shit) and she accepted. After I was all hyped up on the drug of her "Yes!" she cancels the plans a week later because all of the sudden she is dating this guy, Bill (fucking clown shoes...may I add?). Well after drowning in my own self-esteem, I kept talking to her (and yes she talked back). I would lay my lines, talk shit about bill, feel the flow, work it, and at the same time still was myself (no fakeness). I finally got her to admit she liked me without asking. I was so happy, and so full of myself due to my nature. It's not that I didn't care for her, it was just that she was dating someone when she told me and she is SMOKIN'! Anyways, about a day later Bill said something that pissed me off, and so I used the only defense I had against him (besides varnishing the floor with his brains) and told him what his girl told me. BIG MISTAKE! He didn't kick my ass or even could, but asked J if it was true. That put her in hot water and revealed my lack of intelligence in that kind of situation. Either or, it was bad. So then she was pissed and they ended up "loving" eachother. Well I tried to do what was very hard to do and tried to get over her. I didn't accomplish that feat, but got a new bitch anyways. So all X-mas break I was fucking my new girl, and for some reason she got angry and we didn't talk anymore. Also, I couldn't stand seeing her with Bill, and Bill was talking shit (and the little prick still won't fight me). A big communication breakdown during January ended in no communication for the following months. I broke up with that other chick , and had my one-nighters. I ended up getting kicked out of my first place (parents house) for having a 4-foot bong in my room. I, then, moved in with my buddy Justin. His house was close to one her friends and they were street-racing in front of the house one day. Everything came back when I saw her, but it turns out she had a new guy. Bill proposed to her back in March and she said,"Yes!", but for some reason they broke up in June. I've been working my ass trying to get my art work and films out there, but nothing to big yet. I hope that she comes around one day if I ever see her again. Any advice is welcome because I'll take anything I can get in order to win her over.
This testimonial is about a girl I will call J (for privacy, sorry shitheads). I took one look at this girl during my junior year in high school and I fell in love, as corny as it sounds. This girl was the coolest girl I had ever met, and it took me a whole fucking year to talk to her. I didn't even initiate the conversation. My friend Brian B did because he was sick and tired of hearing me come up with reasons to talk to her (very pathetic...I'm aware). Well once I finally talked to her more and more I concluded my results to see if this girl was in fact the coolest girl ever, and she was...So I asked her to homecoming (the fall of my Senior year), but someone had already asked her. Since that was taken, I asked her if she wanted to go to Halloween Horror Nights (Universal Studios in Orlando throws it every fall, bunch of haunted houses and shit) and she accepted. After I was all hyped up on the drug of her "Yes!" she cancels the plans a week later because all of the sudden she is dating this guy, Bill (fucking clown shoes...may I add?). Well after drowning in my own self-esteem, I kept talking to her (and yes she talked back). I would lay my lines, talk shit about bill, feel the flow, work it, and at the same time still was myself (no fakeness). I finally got her to admit she liked me without asking. I was so happy, and so full of myself due to my nature. It's not that I didn't care for her, it was just that she was dating someone when she told me and she is SMOKIN'! Anyways, about a day later Bill said something that pissed me off, and so I used the only defense I had against him (besides varnishing the floor with his brains) and told him what his girl told me. BIG MISTAKE! He didn't kick my ass or even could, but asked J if it was true. That put her in hot water and revealed my lack of intelligence in that kind of situation. Either or, it was bad. So then she was pissed and they ended up "loving" eachother. Well I tried to do what was very hard to do and tried to get over her. I didn't accomplish that feat, but got a new bitch anyways. So all X-mas break I was fucking my new girl, and for some reason she got angry and we didn't talk anymore. Also, I couldn't stand seeing her with Bill, and Bill was talking shit (and the little prick still won't fight me). A big communication breakdown during January ended in no communication for the following months. I broke up with that other chick , and had my one-nighters. I ended up getting kicked out of my first place (parents house) for having a 4-foot bong in my room. I, then, moved in with my buddy Justin. His house was close to one her friends and they were street-racing in front of the house one day. Everything came back when I saw her, but it turns out she had a new guy. Bill proposed to her back in March and she said,"Yes!", but for some reason they broke up in June. I've been working my ass trying to get my art work and films out there, but nothing to big yet. I hope that she comes around one day if I ever see her again. Any advice is welcome because I'll take anything I can get in order to win her over.