OK, now let's think about Honest Abe:
1. He never pleasure-fucked Mary Todd.
2. I compute his cock to have been about ten inches.
3. He liked to finger his asshole when masturbating.
4. He never mistreated a slave.
5. He never ejaculated on an intern's dress.
1. He never pleasure-fucked Mary Todd.
2. I compute his cock to have been about ten inches.
3. He liked to finger his asshole when masturbating.
4. He never mistreated a slave.
5. He never ejaculated on an intern's dress.
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takesatraintocry:
You know there's rampant speculation that old Abe was gay, right? I would hate to be tall and short-dicked, the way you ladies do your computations...
twixxie:
I live everywhere and anywhere in California. I don't want some stranger coming up to me on the street and saying "Hey trixie!". It would lead to a schizophrenic crisis, and you don't want to do that to me, do you Stinger?
