twistedblack

ok weird update i had to put this. Ok i was in the pron shop and..... sound good already huh.... anwayz i was in the porn shop cuz i'm a lonly guy that could never get a real girl so i watch girls fucking the shit out of eachother anwayz back to the storry. Ok i was buying porn right and i walked up to the counter and handed my debit card and he said hold on. He came back and said our system is down and it will take 4 mintues the manger says u can have some free porn. Here chose any dvd or vhs and u get it for free. WOOT FREE PORN. Then the manger comes out and says sorry and i get a free dvd without having to get naked. unless i felt like it he said and he also asked if i wanted him or one of the others working there to fallow me around and feel me up in a certain way. I laughed and went to go get my other porn. If he only knew how often i got deals at this place cuz i know the peeps that work there. Anwayz thats the story. ANd the book i got is called "The Footprints of God'" OH yeas i finished CHobits and all i have to say is the best love manga ever writen. Made me smile. AND SOMEONE TEACH ME TO MAKE BLACK HEART AND QUOTE PEOPLE.