In response to your comment: All the cute stoner ones are in Canada, because it is the land of freedom and free-flowing weed. (well, not 100% free-flowing yet, but we're working on it).
Dude, the party there I'm thinking was just a prelude to the holiday blowout. I'm thinking a cassrole, a bottle of remy martin, and a drunken cake is needed to set this shit off.
Thanks for the kind words, bro. Believe me, it felt much the same way for me. I would have been much less able to relate were I not found by someone with the same issues as I.