Beer, obviously.

craziness. not good for the beetle problem, either.

Yes. For science. We all have to make sacrifices.

Well, one must help out the local economy at all times, of course.

Wait! Does slurring count as not being able to talk?

Drunk typing is fun.

you can do anything you want to me!

Yes, I see, that's very...*looks up*

Well, I think I shall be moseying along now...

This cab driver I had a few weeks ago told me in his lovely Mediterranean accent that "March is an adolescent. He hasn't decided if he's still a boy or wants to be a man." I think he's right. It was gorgeous this past Saturday and then freezing Sunday. Ugh.

I just accidentally the internet.

The internet knows what time it is.

i did. i actually failed to read all of the fine print that would have told me it was a joke and completely fell for the whole thing. sheesh.

Most of us human animals suck so hard. Holy fuck, what have we done?

Books: Have you read Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! (Adventures of a Curious Character)? If you haven't, I greatly recommend it. Science with hilarity.

That's impressive. Was it a manual or power window?

Well, turning a crank is pretty exciting.

Are you kidding me? Kiddie head wounds are the most thrilling of all head wounds! I cracked my skull open a few times as a tot.

Plus if you ever shave your head your friends get to freak and be and be all, "Damn, you got a lot of scars on your noggin!" Good times all around.

Funnily, I just shaved my head yesterday. Must've been in the brain...

But he did not appear to be stoned. That's what's got me confused.

I listed to Hail to the Thief in all its under-appreciated glory Saturday while recovering from a night of karaoke and an allergic reaction that landed me in the hospital. It was comforting somehow.

Midnight's Children is crammed full of characters! There's so much going on...I had to take a break on the plane today and get into the Book of Dead Philosophers. I'm still in love with it, though. Oh Rushdie.

hey!!! ive noticed the same thing, all the old names and none of the old zest for attention whoredom, where is the fun in that? hehe

I got a sewing machine. We should make you a steampunk costume for halloween.

It depends on the intent of the sewing machine. And it's position in the space-time continuum.