And you so did not make that up. I remember reading that in a crappy Scholastic joke book in, like, grade 5. The only part you made up was the Italian part, racist.
A third grade boy is enjoying a delicious lemon-flavored popsicle during lunch break. The bell rings, he's far from finishing it, so he sticks it in his pocket (of course) to save for later.
Back in class it's Social Studies time. The teacher is going around the world and describing the different terms for people from foreign places. People from Canada are fucking stoner hippies...no wait...sorry. People from Canada are Canadian, people from Africa are African, and so on. She gets to people from Europe. Asks the class if anyone knows what those people are called.
Little Suzy Know-It-All raises her hand immediately. "European!" she cries.
"No I'm not," the be-popsicled boy shouts, "It's just the melting popsicle!"
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And you so did not make that up. I remember reading that in a crappy Scholastic joke book in, like, grade 5. The only part you made up was the Italian part, racist.