Surprise #1: She's not moving to New York.
Surprise #2: I can be an inconsiderate asshole. I think I'll be paying enough for this one to not have to repeat the lesson.
Surprise #3: I'm not quite as big an asshole as previously thought. I'm just a hetero male. Which apparently is a lot like being an asshole, only with less choice in the matter.
Surprise #2: I can be an inconsiderate asshole. I think I'll be paying enough for this one to not have to repeat the lesson.
Surprise #3: I'm not quite as big an asshole as previously thought. I'm just a hetero male. Which apparently is a lot like being an asshole, only with less choice in the matter.
deusexmachina:
Surprise #4: There are no surprises in this list except for the fact that you are actually employing the "I can't help it, I'm just a guy." defense. The shame, the shame.
redheadedleague:
I endeavor to become a considerate asshole.