troglodyte

I just wrote my third philosophy paper in the night before it was due. You'd think I'd learn not to do that, but I don't. Also, I just learned how to do this. I'm gonna do it all the time now.

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People, I choose life on my own
Burn me your fuse, throw me your stone
Give me your brand, burn on my hand
Whisper to me my tragic end

But don't give me your Saviour

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I'm sure you've all seen this, but it's fun nonetheless.

Can You Tell Troglodyte From Butter?

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Troglodyte.

Refreshes the Troglodyte Other Beers Cannot Reach. (particularly appropriate)

All Troglodyte, All The Time.