I giggled at your beard In a good way of course!

I would say these are all signs that someone powerful has chosen you to be their next superhero. Or something. Hell I don't know, maybe it is the beard?

It's the beard, definitely. That's some wicked stuff . And what's this with the elevator?? I wanna get stuck in an elevator shaft, damnit!#@!%@!

It is either an action movie or a romantic comedy.

I likes the beard. Keep it growing.

I hope you have a better week next week.

the beard is great. I am sirry to hear about all of your potentially harmful events of late. Glad you're okay.

Thanks for the kiss - one for you.

i just realized that you're pretty lucky to have come through all of that unscathed. Is there a lottery where you live? Might be time to buy a ticket.

Have a good evening....

another kiss just for fun.


i like kissing cute guys with new beards.

Ummmm honey a fable is make believe. That beard is real. I love facial hair I might add. Nothing turns me on more then a man nuzzling my neck with his beard. Damn it's been awhile for that. I miss it. I'm glad you posted the pics cuz now I can lay in bed tonight and imagine.

If I had the ability to grow facial hair, I'd challenge you to a beard off... You'd still win, though. I'm pretty sure you look way better with a beard than I ever would...

dude, I wish I could photo shop that picture....maybe add a viking hat....that would be gnarly?
you could totally rock the viking hat with that beard.

I'm afraid facial hair doesn't do it for me, but you're still cute

xx

I agree 10,000%. School is a soul-sucker
I'd love to live naturally, and grow my own food, and be naked all the time-- but that's not really a possibility though. Oh, if only I owned a mint

There was a lady on my bus with a beard today. Well, a moustache and tiny beard hairs.

UM, what kinda car
I dunno
an affordable one? maybe a truck? so it can go with your ultra man beard and your ultra man job....

That explanation of what happened to your car is WAY more acceptable, than my car caught fire!!!

Also your voice box can't be your house!!! That doesn't make any sense...only my voice live there...

Oooh true, no I didn't do such a thing. I just laid on the couch with a blanket moaning and wanting to vomit for the rest of the evening. I think your story takes the cake!

You are at least one man that I know it full of shit. You aren't terrible! I love you so. You're brain, your body, now your beard... ahhhhhhh dreamy...

Yes, it is due to the Beard. It is common knowledge that an abundance of barbarious hairs induces much Mediocre-Action-Movie shenanigans. You should audition all the ladies above on this page to play your love interest/sidekick! She might have to dumb herself down and feather her bangs a bit, but hey...you'd be more fun to hang out with than Chuck Norris.

aww shucks, this old thing (twirls hair.)

And this is why you are probably more savvy than anyone I know...
good thinking