accuser:
You write well. Evocatively.

How exactly can a Midori Sour be strong? It's Midori and sour mix. Sour mix isn't alcoholic... or isn't supposed to be, and Midori is weak on its own. The Irish never fail to impress me.
accuser:
It sounds a lot cooler than it is. In reality you wake up very early to drive a long way to a large building where you sit in a chair in a big room with nothing to do for several hours. Then they let you go get lunch. Then maybe a few hours later they'll call your group and you will actually go to the court room and begin to hear about the case. Either that or they'll say "We don't need you anymore, you can go" and you're left with a wasted day.

If you go to the court room, you listen to the details of the case (the last one I remember was a college suing and employee because he broke a telescope lens) and they go through each of the jurors and ask questions. After that, they tell about half the jurors that they can leave and the other half that they'll be on the jury. That's as far as I've gone. Essentially, it's a really boring way to waste a day without making any money or learning anything.
accuser:
Do I? I never really know what to do with these social networking site things. I like the comment feature, though. It's sort of nice for the person just to be able to say what they're up to and I can comment on it or not, and vice versa. It seems to make more sense than sending an email or private message to the person saying "Here's a bunch of stuff that may or may not interest you, but I thought I would specifically alert you about it anyway."

I happened to look at Cork on Wikipedia a while ago, to see where it is in relation to Dublin. I noticed that it's listed as the second largest city in Ireland with a population of.... 274,000. Scottsdale, which, as you mentioned, is only part of the Phoenix Metro area, has a population of about 241,000. Phoenix is about one and a half million. I find that amazing. I just can't imagine living around so few people. My whole life has been spent in orbit of major cities - from San Francisco to Phoenix.

And yes, the slogan for Expelled was sort of... confusing. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was intentionally satirical. But I do know better. They're just dumb.