Poetry Wednesday eh?
Here are two poems I wrote about Jesus of Nazareth getting fucked in the ass by Pan the goat god.
1.
Pan, Pan,
he aims to please us.
I once saw that bastard
buggering old Jesus.
2.
A sitcom older
than Ozzie and Harriet:
J-Bob getting Pan'd
by Jackson Iscariot.
Here are two poems I wrote about Jesus of Nazareth getting fucked in the ass by Pan the goat god.
1.
Pan, Pan,
he aims to please us.
I once saw that bastard
buggering old Jesus.
2.
A sitcom older
than Ozzie and Harriet:
J-Bob getting Pan'd
by Jackson Iscariot.
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The restaurant does, however, attract the attention of one of these crazy people and no, it's not by cunning use of shiny objects -- though the antique decor might say otherwise. It was there long before! Many moons ago when we had the fuckawful karaoke, she would scurry onstage to sing 'THRILLER' in the most monotone voice while gettin' down with her bad self. It was a sight to see yet I still wanted to claw my eyes out. Yes, Marilyn is a drunk and her smell still goes unrivaled. She often wears outrageous hats, Austin 3:16 t-shirts, and shouts "Hell Yeah!" (but we encouraged it, tee hee). One night after work, my sister and I spotted Marilyn speaking to a street sign.