Yeah, she put her boobies in my face....and I liked them. Hahah!

Man, I'm the happiest drunk IN THE WORLD.
I'm not the emotional drunk or the mean durnk, I'm the one who will be up on a table with a lampshade on her head dancing and singing showtunes.

And I'm not kidding, that's happened before.

Yes, but it's small enough for me to deal with right now. And it was my first piercing that I actually never took out. All of my other piercings have come and gone except for my nose ring.

i always attract crazies in bars who talk to me about just about anything .

Oh but salsa dancing is so fun! It's like having sex with your clothes on -- and it's okay because everyone else is doing it too.