"What has Morrissey ever contributed to music?"

- You, in my car the day I played Vauxhaul & I on the way to some eatery.

No, that bit with Gene was driving back from Cocoa, and what you said was, "These guys sounds like the Smiths, only not as good."

And by good, of course you were calling them even worse, to which I became sadly, emotionally violent.

"I tried to surprise you with vodka, or Tizer. I cannot quite remember."