tinysharks

Cracker Jacks & Yankees & Um...Yeah...Whatever

Speed drinking beers in plastic bottles
I managed to drink fast enough to make myself drunk from about 2 beers

Hot dogs that you can smell four rows away
I remember buying one
I dont remember actually eating it

And Cracker Jacks
They have the worst prizes in those things
You used to get tattoos or baseball cards
Yesterday I think I got some kind of puzzle

I love baseball games

I screamed my throat bloody
I yelled at the people in front of us to sit down

I think the woman in the row in front of us actually shit herself
Either that or she sat in someone elses shit
Guess thats the price you pay for wearing white shorts
Isnt there some sort of rule about white shorts and Labor Day?
Why am I thinking about this at 7am?

Thanks to Sarah and Jenna for coming with me
My apologies to Marisa for having to deal with me screaming and bleeding and ranting when I came in last night



Oh
Yankees 7
Blue Jays 0
Stupid Blue Jays
You suck