tinfoilhalo

Okay , I had to destroy last night's drunken journal on the grounds that I may incriminate myself . If you didn't get to see it....it NEVER existed . It was merely "swamp gas" .

Anyway , I went back out despite the terrible time that I had last week . THIS time things went better . Although I had a pretty good time for most of the evening because it was my friend's birthday and I got to watch him get progressively more wasted ( Until I followed suit and got wasted myself ) . The last half hour or so was extra cool . I was standing at the outside bar at this place because it was hot as hell inside . There was this cute girl sitting at the bar . Now HERE is where things took a bizarre turn . A couple of drunken sorority ho's jumped up on the bar and TRIED to dance . The one almost kicked cute girl's beer over , so she grabs her beer and just shoots them this offended/borderline homicidal look . I happen to catch this and find it hysterical . She looks over and smiles and just shrugs her shoulders . THEN the ho train almost kicks HER in the head , so she gets up and comes over to ME . She says " Are all the girls in this town fucking morons , or just those two ? " I laugh and say " It's not JUST those two , but I think they are their leaders . " She laughs and decides to hang out with me . Now I'm completely stunned , because fortune this good NEVER shines down on yours truly . We talk for awhile , and all of a sudden I am getting pelted by ice cubes???? One of the chilly projectiles hits cute girl and she's like "What the FUCK???? " I look over and see my drunken dumbass friends at the inside bar laughing and grabbing ice cubes to toss . I'm like " Don't worry , I know THESE morons . Unfortunately . " So she gets this evil grin and grabs an empty glass off of the bar and takes the ice cubes out of it and wails my friend in the head with it . I applaud her accuracy and grab some ammo myself . The war ends quickly , and we go back to talking .

Here is where my luck ends . I find out that she's only in town for the weekend because her sister is getting married , then she has to go back to VIRGINIA .

Cest la vie .

This does add to my belief that all Pittsburgh native women are either taken or insane or both . We have to resort to importing cool girls . I still had fun though , and that's all that matters . The struggle goes on...