Disgusting, disgusting.
OK so there has been this little flesh colored bump on my left shoulder forever now.. I don't even know how long it's been there. I know last fall I noticed it, and my ex-boyfriend was like "Oh, that's been there for so long."
Well, it just these past few days started hurting very badly. I mostly ignored the pain.
I thought maybe a spider bit me.. since there was this disgusting spider in my room that I smashed and killed, and Shannon got mad at me because she loves spiders, and then I saw another one (must have been a relative) and put it outside. All to impress Shannon, so she'll sleep with me. Haha. But I figured the spider maybe worked it's way back into my room and bit me when I was sleeping.. they are sneaky like that, and it probably didn't even appreciate my kindness when I decided not to end it's life. They are the most hideous fucking things I've ever seen. I want them all to die painfully (don't tell Shannon). She says they are more afraid of me than I am of them and blah blah. Whatever. They make my skin crawl.
Anyways, I figure it's a spider bite. Then I am in Algebra yesterday, and it starts to hurt so fucking bad I can't take it. I can't even concentrate. And it has majorly swelled, I can feel a lump under it. So after class I go to student health services. I'm thinking they are going to cut my arm open and extract the poison, or tell me I'm dying.
The doctor says it's just a cyst, from a hair follicle or something. Very weird. I have never gotten anything like this before in my life, I mean how random. She asks me do I want her to squeeze some of the puss out so it will stop hurting right away, or do I want to just take some antibiotics and let the swelling go down and stop hurting in a few days. I ask her what she recommends. She goes "Well you are a pretty girl with such a pretty little arm, I'd hate to scar you. Just take the drugs." I'm like "OK."
Well now I am having to take these huge pills three times a day for ten days, and my arm still hurts. And Shannon thought it was funny that I tried to blame the spider. She's like "I doubt it gives a fuck about you enough to sneak back into your room."
Yeahh.. it could happen.
OK so there has been this little flesh colored bump on my left shoulder forever now.. I don't even know how long it's been there. I know last fall I noticed it, and my ex-boyfriend was like "Oh, that's been there for so long."
Well, it just these past few days started hurting very badly. I mostly ignored the pain.
I thought maybe a spider bit me.. since there was this disgusting spider in my room that I smashed and killed, and Shannon got mad at me because she loves spiders, and then I saw another one (must have been a relative) and put it outside. All to impress Shannon, so she'll sleep with me. Haha. But I figured the spider maybe worked it's way back into my room and bit me when I was sleeping.. they are sneaky like that, and it probably didn't even appreciate my kindness when I decided not to end it's life. They are the most hideous fucking things I've ever seen. I want them all to die painfully (don't tell Shannon). She says they are more afraid of me than I am of them and blah blah. Whatever. They make my skin crawl.
Anyways, I figure it's a spider bite. Then I am in Algebra yesterday, and it starts to hurt so fucking bad I can't take it. I can't even concentrate. And it has majorly swelled, I can feel a lump under it. So after class I go to student health services. I'm thinking they are going to cut my arm open and extract the poison, or tell me I'm dying.
The doctor says it's just a cyst, from a hair follicle or something. Very weird. I have never gotten anything like this before in my life, I mean how random. She asks me do I want her to squeeze some of the puss out so it will stop hurting right away, or do I want to just take some antibiotics and let the swelling go down and stop hurting in a few days. I ask her what she recommends. She goes "Well you are a pretty girl with such a pretty little arm, I'd hate to scar you. Just take the drugs." I'm like "OK."
Well now I am having to take these huge pills three times a day for ten days, and my arm still hurts. And Shannon thought it was funny that I tried to blame the spider. She's like "I doubt it gives a fuck about you enough to sneak back into your room."
Yeahh.. it could happen.
I happen to like spiders too. Once you just accept them as "friends" they leave you alone. They also tend to eat all the other bugs that really DO want to eat you.