no troubleness here I'm afraid I'm starting to forget what it feels like ...oh no am I that old...ahhhhh need to be refreshed hehe
glad you had a better time than me

I was lucky enough to lose my virginity to a woman (which is what matters being a lesbian) to the first girl i loved...she was/is awesome and i am still friends with her

You are gorgeous by the way

Hell yeah , you can be my employee!!! Silly girl . You can be my first free agent of destruction , Canadian branch .

I hereby give you full authorization to smite evildoers at your own discretion . Use a little stealth though , NO full scale urban warfare just yet . That sort of thing can be traced back to me . I don't want the feds busting down my doors . I just got new carpet in the secret "Fortress O' Doom" , it'd suck to have it seized by "The Man" .

illegal eh? ruh-roh.

your fern is looking good. and i am jealous that you and the girls got to hang out and make all the boys swoon.

whats wrong with the new roomie? want me to come rough her up for you? grr...i can be scary, see?

Ahh poor Tiamat, with no vespa. Good thing I have one. I can load all the local sgs and ride around town in some dorky sg parade. Or something.

Sigh, anyhow it still smells like cat pee. Stupid cats.

And it looks like I am moving to Nanaimo. Which has the ups of me buying my own house and being able to work at Cornerstones in Port. My most favourite job.

and I am mailing the papers mailing the papers.

although veganism is a noble belief to aspire to, pizza is too good to pass up.... that tofu cheese doesn't quite do it....

oh, and have you ever tried to bite into one of those not-dogs?

there is this great vegan restaurant in NYC that has this "fried chicken" dish - OH MAN! is that shit good!

that pic of you getting your tattoo done is cute. So you started shit with guys trying to pick you up eh ...

Note to self: Cancel plans on hitting on Tiamat. Do not want to face her vengeanful ways.

So busy, it's dead week... I have so much to write for you... Must graduate first... Must graduate... Make the pain stop!!!!

Actually my bladder is not that small.

Seriously its like the size of a orange. I know its weird. Im like the size of a grapefruit! Well a big grapefruit. I'm just a head on a bladder!
I cant figure it out!

i ate pizza yesterday too. and goddammit im trying to stick to my diet. and i dont even really like pizza. good luck with the essay. haha so you hate the roomate already. im soo looking foreward to the horror stories. blah to the dentist.

can you believe my hair is so crazy!

booty calls are good times.
hope your essay came out with ease.

forget the vegan crap and enjoy the mad cow side like me.

of course you can come!
to what i'm not sure, but, you are welcome anytime
mouthy = miss piss's favourite hobby

Check out... "Path of Practice" by Bri. Maya Tawari. It's a book on Ayurvedic practices and nutrition which discusses how to achieve optimum health by eating for your metabolic type or 'dosha'. It might be helpful.