I remember back in the late 70`s when i lived in Germany and Smurfs were HUGE. There was a shop in the center of town that only sold Smurf stuff and it was packed out all the time.
Then in the 90`s i went to belguim on holiday. At the train station a girl noticed i had a smurf sticking out of my pocket (it had been inside a kinder surprise egg) and swapped me a kiss in exchange for it.
The new film will be terrible
In the trailer there will be at least one record scratch noise.
The Smurfs will drive a taxi, a few using the pedals, a few steering. They will have a fare who will say, "So, where are you guys from?"
The Smurfs will dress up in a trench coat to impersonate a human.
There will be a restaurant scene where a woman spots the smurfs and screams "Rats!".
A smurf will end up swimming in soup and/or an aquarium.
Smurfette getting a makeover. Tim Gunn will make a cameo to say, "You smurf it, girl."
If it's really bad, a blue balls joke. A few kids parking, the boy says, "But, Cindy, if you don't they'll turn blue" while the Smurfs are in the backseat.
One of the Smurfs will get tipsy.
There will be breakdancing.
There may be City Smurfs to contrast with the country Smurfs, from Smurf Village. Leather, sunglasses, fast talking, 'street smart'.
Then in the 90`s i went to belguim on holiday. At the train station a girl noticed i had a smurf sticking out of my pocket (it had been inside a kinder surprise egg) and swapped me a kiss in exchange for it.
The new film will be terrible