well, hm. i could probably show you good and weird. but probably not weird and good. it all depends on the situation.

let's go get a drink.

werd.

i made a woman a drink tonight. a cosmopolitan, with a lemon. a seed came out of the lemon when she squeezed it into her drink. and she started choking on it when she took a drink. i tried not to laugh as her friend was attempting to give her the heimlich. over a lemon seed. sheesh.

unless it's two women and a snail choking. any more than that and it's just ridiculous.

i say c'est la vie, so let her be a lesbiaaaaaan there are other fishies in the sea. love MOM. i like rent.

what i meant to say was that there are two fish in my tank over on the bookshelf. . you know. the bookshelf. hoo ha

*in chris farley voice from black sheep* what'd you do?

damned rub! don't give up yet sir, i believe in you!
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it is, me and terdfergison were putting on a little show for the super awesome Eponine.

noooooo! i will not stand for a quitter, man. if you succeed in your quest, my band will play a free show in your town. i can't say when... but one day. ONE DAY!
keep on keepin' on my friend..

I wish there were some humpness involved. Sadly, this is not the case.

We're all good at sabotaging ourselves. It's a pity we only see that in hindsight.