woah yeah... i AM a crime fighter!

FUCK!! you're right. *begins eating self*

...sounds like she needs a good ol fashioned ass-fucking...

i'm not hard core.

you damn well know it. *grindcrushteethbonebleed*

you NEED to stop being such a bum and come out and meet us.

But I have no mead nor goats. And I can't even spin straw into gold...whatever shall I do?

Random comments own!
*le sigh* I wish I was hardcore...But I dont think my ladderclimbing will help my situation.

Ok, my first born is yours. But can we work out some kind of deal if I guess your name, or something?

wassup bro.

Hahahhaha you called me a "hardcore soldier"!
You rule

Bee's kness Huh? cool. it's always great when you conect with someone!

so i hear you're the coolest person in the history of human existence. hm.

Latent repressed homosexuality? Pure gold man. Hehehe. *jump*

Indeed matey...I have a degree in Biochemistry and a green sash in Lau Gar ...which occassionally proves to be useful...

You'd better watch that you don't talk to this 'hardcore chick' for a couple of months, up to 15 hours at a time, meet up with her and have a really cool time and then completely fuck it up on the last day...you'll feel like an asshole for a very long time after...so I hear...

hey man, i need your #... and well today, (my only night off) i'm going to start my plan to take over the world. and i'm starting to hang out with this really cool chick... so yea, if you don't hear from me today, take no offence. for my plan is working

Ha! Thanks. You are hardcore.

Random comments are MINT!!!

As for the big fat check, when I sell the $1.9M Rockwell original we have at work, I will definitely send you a big fat check.

I have a sneaking suspicion... *hump*

Interesting technique.

Did you meet the girl on here?

How *hump* could you possibly *hump* be let down with me *hump hump hump* around??

P.S. *hump*

Man, we will own the show!

Maybe a big Seattle fest or something of the like? I'm not sure how far away AZ is from here.

Alright... we'll rock the world with our humping ways some day man. No one will know what hit them!