I'd trade breathing smog for dampness any day.

yes you do win!

can you even get porn on dail up?

Dial-Up is sooo STONE AGE. Jeepers Creepers, imagine downloding update for Windows - HELL!

And I do have something against golfers. I was...erm...Umm...RAPED BY EIGHT! HAH! Eat that, sucka! I did, sadly.

It is annoying. Finally some decent weather but I'm having to save my shoulder for work so I can't go work on my fence...nggh.

Paxman rules!

you kitten killer! Shame on you!