Are you still in Alaska?! What are you doing going to places that aren't California? Oh, rap. So am I. Well fuck it, I'v been a hypocrit for almost 26 years! I'm not about to stop now.

You should kick your grandmother's ass.

Good god almighty, it's been so long since we rapped that I've forgotten YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! 2-0 SCOTLAND. Yes! Bugger me what a well taken goal.

Ahem, I'm watching the Scotland vs Austria friendly. We're winning, easily. So unusual.

Anyway what was that about the visor. I've forgotten. Many things go through head since then and I don't want to try and remember them.

Have you seen that movie Wedding Crashers. I did. I thought it reeked.

The thing about your grandma is that she's old and going to die... hence you really don't need to pay attention to her criticisms. Genius.

I know what l33t means. I'm international!

Bollocks, get back her now. Not later. Now, swine, NOW!!!!

I'm compelled, not drunk. Compelled.

Nggggh, fuck. I'm going to drink and read Elmore Leonard. Fuck I'm working tomorrow. My feet hurt from all those Italian pgymies I've kicked in my head. That's it. This has plummetted into drivel. Sayonana.