yay you are alive!

gin is evil....and it sounds like your gramma is too

wow grandma drinks a lot DAMN! My grandpa would get tipsy BUT he just kept to himself never a peep!

That is some funny shit thought!

Horray for jobs! Boo for retail!

Bet you couldn't see any fireworks because it didn't get dark!

When are you coming back down here?

*DILDO SMACK*


i miss you scotty boy!!! it was great talking to you on the phone

You is back.

I is back!

Heh, heh, heh... Brown Jug. What a great name for a business. Some dumb but frigging cool. Still at least your grandmother doesn't get you up in the middle of the night, unlike my mate's one - although she has Alzhimer's BUT she doesn't bother any other member of his family. Is funny. Needed to share.

p.s. Your sexual relationship secret with your DVD-ROM secret is safe with me.