I am going to kill your... face.

Dude, I think you're one of those types that can draw the crazy out of people.

with crazies - it takes one to know one.

Questpants, you're a disgrace. I have a good mind to straighten you out.

Dude. I want to introduce you to Bambi. Get yourself to Stamford, you won't regret it.

This is getting even weirder.