For a pair of pants you really do like shit a lot.

i love you questpants!

Oh Questpants, it was so much fun to hang out with you. Let me know what you get up to next, k?

You also appear to have pulled Kelly Brook too. Well done.

Busy pants

My pants are envious, pantsman.

If you're ever in the North East give me a shout, I'll show you the sites. Have fun, anyway!

Questpants. Everytime I see you crop up in my feed, I'm reminded of this.

Be well, bro.