Are you the world's most exspensive rent boy?

I've tried ducks but the constant agonised quaking pissed me off, geese are better cos they honk instead.

yeah i did the quadruple with brighton tonite with adrian mutu winning the golden boot in all competitions
that's some expensive coffee!

kerching!

You sell sandwiches and coffee you self-important knobber

Yeah Im a bit slow, at typing that is. ........ Those give me the vital seconds I need to catch up.

"You sell sandwiches and coffee you self-important knobber "

Good day to you sir. I haven't been around for a while but I .... oops .. bugger it (trips over step & breaks nose) .
Got the tee shirt yet?

Sorry, my mistake, I just have difficulty imagining anyone promoting you above the level of 'moron behind the counter'


and you know you want mah sexy body, bitch.

Sell the world to the bastards who made it this way

Flight of The Navigator. Classic. As a child I often wondered, "Can a robot really love?" Well that fine film answered that question for me. My young heart spewed forth the truth. Truth, that...shone brightly on my young freckled cheeks.

Couldnt EVERY robot talk like a timeless Pee Wee Herman impersonator? Hmm?!

I hate you. My entire football team didn't generate $30 million last season, and 3 of my star players demanded to be traded due to salary issues.

Good morning to you! I checked out SGUK and it looks like my app did submit so dunno what's going on there, I am in limbo still. tum te tum....anyway have a good week

PFFT, i just won 40000000!