1. I bet she's been hired just to do that for a living, as part of a government initiative.
2. a baseball bat in one hand and flick-knife in the other also works the same way. although I kinda wish I could go to Edinburgh fest/fringe sometime...
3. what was happening in cheltenham?
4. Yay! good on him. I fucking hate weddings. they're only good for piss-ups, punch-ups and offending relatives you hardly ever see.
5.
hehe, i love that your Bro did that...awesome, and priceless!
looking forward to next week - gonna be great getting to hang out with a buncha peeps (most of whom are lovelier than you and me, teehee ) that I don't normally get to see!
and whadyya mean expensive? my train ticket was 19!!!
Do you approve? I can't help feeling that I've lost some of my powers like Chandler when he had his Nubbin removed.
Haha you're going to love Cheltenham, it's full of farmers and my scary ginger ex-housemates. We will have to find them and punish them for being horrible to me for a year!
See you around dude. The pain is too much, and being here where people suddenly delete from their friends list when they have no fucking clue what's going on is getting a little much.
I've requested the zot ASAP , but you have my email address.
I know if you live in Edinburgh the festival must seem different. But I visit it every year and find that just having my hands in my pockets is enough to stop unwanted flyering attention.
And for all the traffic and disruption and nonsense, surely the fact that the world's biggest cultural event is on your doorstep provides some compensation?
I love best man speeches. Was at a wedding in June where the guy did a powerpoint presentation! !
A mate of mine swears he was at a Glasgow wedding where the best man opened with the line "Eh, first aff, ah'd like tae thank aw youse cunts fur comin..."
well no, not arranged yet. i won't be there until 28 october. i thought that was a bit early to start a thread. but kinto, charley, antenna, traumatron, nicky and a few others know already. perhaps it's not too soon to start a thread...
Um, good question.
They seem to change size and shape on an almost weekly basis. I was gonna get them their own website but unfortunately www.vicksamazingmorphingbooblies.com was already taken...
) that I don't normally get to see! 
You're forgiven really