themarkv

I'm having a bit of an Autumnal clean. I started with the basics, clothes washing, dishes and quick scrape of the bathroom. The fun started with the dining room table. Now this table is located near the front door and I've developed the habit of just throwing whatever was in my hand as I walked through the door onto the table. Here is a list of what was found...

4 cigarette lighters
5 packets of Tally-Ho papers (which I could never find when I was looking for them)
2 containers of flints and a broken Zippo lighter
11 Band-Aids
3 pens (see Tally-Ho)
1 empty box of snuff (stay away from that shit, it's mint flavoured evil)
A month of local newspapers
A whole bunch receipts for fuel when I went to Tamworth in January
4 fuses for the electrics of my 4x4 left over from Tamworth (that's another story)
A bottle of Cariel vodka
Various unpaid bills (no surprise there)
$57 in change and a $20 dollar bill torn in half
CDs from various bands I've see over the past months
A small forest of junk mail and a myriad of other bits and pieces covering it all

Cowboy advice #43 - My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.