This sounds like a fat-as-me kind of guy.. 6'4" and 245 doesn't mean buff necessarily, I'm 40 pounds heavier and only 2 inches shorter, and I've got "the belly".. some people say it looks good, but I'm usually have clothes on when they do..
I've only been to toga twice, but I believe its a 21 bar since they serve alcoholics. She's usually there on Monday nights, this week was different, because she took a different day off. Normally, she takes Tues off.. just to let you know..
hehehe... i think my favorite personal ad gaffe was in my high school paper when i was a senior... there was this jerkoff named Kyle (one of the jock types who wasn't a jock, but was loud and obnoxios... a dick to everyone, but still somehow popular). you could buy adds in our school paper, so one issue there was just a very large picture of him in a superhero stance, hands on his waist, looking off in the distance. the only text read "Ladies: (insert jerkoffs phone number here)." that was a good time.