Ok lately i am "the" drunken chick magnet. No matter what bar i go in, the drunken ladies find me and apparently feel sorry enough for me, how and why, no fuckin idea, that they sit right down and try and become my new best friend.
First off.....i dont really like phish, why? dont ask. Second, i saw you ugly bitches making out and No i am not gay, i just dont like watching attention whores or ugly girls making out.
All i want to see is one semi decent chick that listens to some metal or hard core that has an IQ above 37 and likes to drink, but not give the town drunk a run for his money....
