You're the best. But I'm scared of heights and there's a big, scary hole in your closet now.

I don't know why I ever doubted you. Did you clear this with your girlfriend, or do I have to be quiet?

Holy crap. You'll have to excuse me. I have to go mortgage the life of my first born child for a plane ticket.

I'll have to find someone trading in baby futures, first, but I'll try.

I think the last person who did that got arrested. I've gotta go the black market route, I think.

But we're on Code Burnt Sienna.

Which doesn't really mean much. Tell the closet I'm on my way.

Have fun with your stuff. I'm off to bed.

'Maureen' said, 'what the fuck are you on about now?' when I told her what you said.

It really is as grim as it sounds unfortunately, but if you know of any antipodean jobs for people with Biochemistry degrees then I'm your man! DNA purification/genetic analysis is my forte...or at least it was 2.5 years ago when I graduated...

I love people who 'just don't get it'. Sometimes they amuse (as in the Einstein Shaft/real Santa situation (same girl incidently...)) and sometime they're just scary.

why thankyou sweetie

YA MATE! Ben Franklin is one of our great country's founding fathers. His picture appears on our beautiful $100 bills, which is what I was told by someone, suicide girls get for submitting photos. I stand corrected! They get 2 of 'em!!
hip hip hoooooooooooooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate Fosters! Can we make it Stella Artois or Kronenbourg 1664? Are they sold 'Down Under'? I always loved French import 1664 as it was 6.3% and in 500ml cans (they lowered it to 5.7% about 4-5 years ago unfortunately)! They probably just think you're a flamin' gallah cobber!

hey, you're just a little bit older than me. my bro & his fam are in Sydney. His wife is from there, so they go for the holidays.
Any-who, hope you're getting lots o' kicks in the shins...

hey, you're just a little bit older than me. my bro & his fam are in Sydney. His wife is from there, so they go for the holidays.
Any-who, hope you're getting lots o' kicks in the shins...

Actually, my bro almost didn't go this year. the last time he went, he contracted a nasty illness from a mosquito bite. he was sick for a few months. but he braved up

Actually, my bro almost didn't go this year. the last time he went, he contracted a nasty illness from a mosquito bite. he was sick for a few months. but he braved up

Actually, my bro almost didn't go this year. the last time he went, he contracted a nasty illness from a mosquito bite. he was sick for a few months. but he braved up

shit. sorry, my computer is nuts

car wash bay?
porte cochere?
bbq area?

*cue the jefferson's theme song*


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky-yi-yi
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky-yi-yi
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie-yi-yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

with all the zotting lately, being here for a whole year really is an accomplishment!

*hump hump

of course i'm jealous.
i don't live in a high-rise luxury apartment building with my girlfriend!

you really are the little braggart...

comes back and says hi- :p how are you doing?
sorry, i know i havnet been around much lately, been going out cos the weather has been nice here the past few weeks i havent really felt the need to sit online for long hehe, anyway i hope youre doing good !, this is just a quick hello :p

don't worry... i'm not terribly contravercial

Hiya! Just saw the melon head kitty and HAD to drop in and tell you that made my whole day happier. Thank you. And your writing is interesting--bonus.