But...there wasn't even anyone in your lap. What could you possibly have done that was worth getting yelled at?

Well here's my helpful hint of the day (but i'll sit on your lap while i tell you): if you're only going to manage to fufill the expectations of one woman, it should probably be the one you're planning on living with.

sorry it's been so long
i miss you
hope christmas was er, nice

i'm too busy and the only computer i can use right now is so slow i get pissed and give up

but soon my dear
sooooon
mwahahaha
x

Not at all. If I had it my way you would do nothing but sit and talk to me.

Ok, you'd do other things, but they'd still involve me.

What'd you make for dinner?

Cool. It's a very funny piece.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!! GET ON AIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwwwww man.

*nuzzle*

How are things?? We're resigned to talk here.

Things are good! I mean, I really miss him but things went well....you know...considering.

I think it's headed torwards a good place. And you? Getting laid a lot?

Mmmm....mad cow.

No plans as of yet, other than the usual drunken revelry and sex with strangers.

I like thinking of myself as a "ripper." Thanks ever so much!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

How fun - a ukelele!
Thanks for the "get better" wishes! They helped!
Hope your New Year's Eve is wonderfully fun, but safe!

Enjoy your New Years. Actually, you're probably already enjoying them. Australia: so god damn out of the way.

- Jeff

You're the one who went off to have a real life relationship with your girlfriend. Let us have our fun.

Missing you like mad! Hope your New Year is everything and more. Hope to talk to you soon!

happy new year!

fortunatly geigh sex for me does not involve boys. woohoo!

haha! freck-lay!

everyone should read that thread and appreciate my wonderful humour

Do I ever miss you like crazy.

Get back here!

I miss you! Call me sometime.

1. There is no other site.
2. Have I told you that you're brilliant lately? And to answer your question, no, tell me again.
3. He's a smart guy, he made me think at least. Course he's also a recovering Catholic with all kinds of guilt issues about sex.

You're so good to me.

So did you cry? What was your favorite part? I saw Lost in Translation earlier this year. Probably the best movie of the year. And I can't wait to see Girl with a Pearl Earring, now.

What exactly are your sexual hangups?

Hey, I'M that much of a girl. Master and Commander was completely lacking in love scenes or romance of any sort, so it wasn't really my thing. But if you're a history buff or big on naval warfare, I suppose it's good. Did you read the books?

I'll need to know about your hang-ups beforehand, silly, so that I can make up the appropriate lesson plan and slides.

We've actually grown apart over the last few years, so I think I'll just leave it be and hope it's ok the next time we meet.