Are they engraved with our initials? That's so fuckin' sweet.

And I'll make sure your smallish testicles are well looked after.

It's okay. That's a big commitment. A tanuki's scrotum "is proportionately larger than the scrota of elephants, whales and The Jolly Green Giant." I understand.

As you wish.

*snuggles*

*pulls back stopper on syringe hidden behind back*

Damnit! Stop looking at me like that! I can't take those trusting eyes. *throws syringe out of airplane*

*weeps* All I wanted was a tanuki. Was that so much to ask?

*sniff* The growling one?

It's gonna be really angry by Christmas.

You think of everything!

Goodnight!

ahhhh LIME KITTY!!! <33 lol acid puke love. All the way. =D

thats good news to hear "fuck off".. so weird calling you that..lol.. anyways glad to hear the moving in news, always good to see people making each other happy.. keep cool..

That picture is some damn funny shit! It's awesome to have someone in your life that you can relate to on that level.

Thank you darling. No testicle enlarging? Then why go? Anything fun?

It is fun. If you do it right. Everything okay?

thanks for the name comment. i'm not sure many people know what it means. i guess they...don't follow. hahaaaa. whew.

*slaps knee*

i'm just waiting for you to laugh your ass off. i have the baggie here, waiting. i assume you don't have more buttmeat than will fit in a standard ziploc, right?

Good. Wouldn't want you to get any blood clots on the flight over to visit me.

Better get that bite mark checked then. It's been awhile since I've had a tetanus shot.

hahaha. i'm so ashamed that i love the word "buttmeat." can i watch you marinate your buttmeat?

uhm it might...are you into worstecire sauce foreplay?

when my love and i moved in after being long distance, our relationship got BETTER! I wish you two the best!

YOUR PROFILE PIC RULES.
i can't not laugh! if that an elvish samurai cat??

i can see the fun in fruit and leather. slick and yummy!