If... IF.... I ever propose to a woman it'll most likely be whilst sitting on the couch playing video games and she's blowing me. She's done it once so it's possible...

I want to be proposed to when Jaws pops out of the water.

tease you watch too many kevin smith movies

What's even more bothersome is that he did it with a fake card. Guess what, lady. That's cubic zirconia in that there ring.

You know, that is rather cute, you know.