i wish i still had the link, but i had found this story of this guy who bought a 100,000 volt stun gun for his wife, and figured he'd try it on himself. He was trying to get a small one second burst but after he woke up he realised that all his muscles tensed up, keeping his finger on the button. Needless to say he woke up sweating in a pool of his own piss.
Good to see you're having fun !