To make one's hair even more red you should bleach it next time! Not over the red though because then you'll go orange.

Which I would find quite amusing.

I wanna see a pic of this bright red

Bright ginger?

hey, good luck with that whole interview lark and here's hoping that you'll need to advertise for another post at some point soon...

CVs should always be written in the third person

Wasnt it originally orange/ginger? I sure I remember voicing your disappointment at the original results.

Dont hire any attractive girls cos I won't be able to come in there any more. My desire to act cool despite a tonne of evidence disproving that will overwhelm me and lead to things like this:

"This is games shop? Really I thought it was some sort of hi tech club thing with dance music. Chris you never told me you worked in a games shop, you big geek you"

Hire lots of ugly men, you might look good in comparison.

is it wrong that i get some sadistic satisfaction from eating peoples hearts in the darkness game , its ...soo....good

I think all HR departments are somewhat timid due to their fear of being sued for unfair dismissal.
which is all very fine and dandy until you actually need a replacement, ideally three weeks previously.

it's not their myopia that bothers me, truth be told, rather their puscilanimous nature.

I like this theory you have of girls roving Rhyl looking for fellow Bad Religion fans. Perhaps you could make it easier for them to spot you. I recommend parking your car on the prom leaning against door and blasting out which ever track you deem appropriate. Sparing use of the phrase "Hey Baby" could also be applied.

There is no way this could fail. .

You want to see this movie. Rachel Leigh Cook goodness.

A fortnight? Argh.

Good luck on getting someone. That sounds like a perfectly sensible recruitment practice to me. Girls in a gaming shop can be a double edged sword though.