Gah, the work stuff sounds horribly frustrating, I know what it's like to be totally short-staffed and not allowed to get more in. The guitar lessons sound promising though, and just remember, if you give up this time, you're depriving charity. Can you really look all those poor sick kids in teh face and do that to them, you heartless bastard?
These lessons: Do they a have a gig simulator and teach you how to powerslide? If they don't make you do cock press-ups I think you should get your money back, charity or no.
make the most of this opportunity to let what's left of your sales assistants know that you're not happy with this state of affairs, and that if Mark pulls similar shit with them they should let you know.
also, I can't help but feel that mentioning this to your area manager-type person wouldn't hurt.
guitar lessons? good luck. never had the patience to actually learn anything on it...
Oh I shall. That always makes everything better. I shall listen to it, and dance around admiring my Anti-Flag tattoo whilst vowing never ever to get involved with a guy who doesn't like punk or tattoos ever again.