What if I dress up as a cheerleader?

Thatd save you some time and effort too.

Heartbeat? I like that.

How many more people are you going to corrupt to join this place hmm?

If my mam walks in and sees naked ladies on my computer then I'm aiming her in your direction.

I know.

I just can't be bothered to update.

I've seen the perfect throne in a shop once. It had skulls and everything.

I fucking hate heartbeat.

Heartbeat wasn't as good as Hart Beat, one of Tony Hart's shows when i was a kid

And is this 'marty' like you? Or is he worth talking to?

ZING!

Oh, I'm really really not. Not nearly enough. And now I'm sulking about it.

Very true. That's what Cooking Mama is for! Though I think it's going to take no time at all to complete, it's ridiculously fun (shit, should I be saying that if I'm not an 8 year old girl?)

You also might want to warn your employees that when someone says "oh, 2 of those games are on the buy one get one half price rack" that they should check that the ones on the rack are the same price Some unscrupulous git might have grabbed the cheaper ones from the schools out sale that were clearly not meant to be included

Bear in mind they're both on bass, so they're REALLY piss easy. Learning the intro to Plug In Baby on guitar on the other hand....

I didn't say hello in the end. To expose him to the awesomeness that is me than cruelly snatch it away a few days later seemed needlessly harsh

I know they are, they were fab at the NEC a couple of months back

How's tricks in 'heartbeat' of late? xx

are things that bad near you that you have to recruit locals to talk to us