Why has Spidey got such a long face in your profile pic? It looks like one of those 'what if?' comics where the scenario was 'what if Davey Havok was Spiderman?'

And I thought your responsibility at work was playing computer games?

Ha, what Avril track did you do?

Glad you've enjoyed the break from work. They're well earned. I've got a week at the end of the month and no plans for it. I think I will enjoy it.

Oh, why do you have to make things so complicated?

You know since Ben moved into the flat I've had access to a 360, perhaps we shall have to meet online so you can whip my arse at some kind of shooting game.

I really wouldn't have worried about your singing. If on Saturday I was drunk I would have been belting out whatever song was on in Krazy house :s

It sucks when you have to back to work after a few days off though eh, you can never get back in the mood for a week or so.

Nah, the illusion fails purely because you don't use the term 'rape dollars' enough

Cool meeting you on the weekend dude. Hopefully see you again in the future

It was good to meet you at the weekend, I didn't talk to people as much as I'd hoped. The dancing was good!

Glad to hear you're in such a good mood!

Enjoy the good mood, hopefully that will help it last longer.

Psyche locks pop up to represent secrets that the character you're talking to is holding.

So basically you have to present evidence outside the courtroom to break them and get crucial facts. It's a really harsh system, seeing as any mistakes you make lower your "energy" for the actual court case.

Can I just slap some money down in a Gamestation, like in Salisbury? Would they do that?

YES. I shall do this. Thanks.

RTS on a console, does it really work that well as surely the controls are built more a quick moving mouse and keyboard?

Hun!! What do you reckon to me changing the meet to Birmingham? xx

What are you scared of? It's just like getting your hand pierced

If anything the pills provide the perfect security blanket. If I become a bestselling author, get kidnapped by a crazy fan who breaks my legs I can grind them up to drug her, before making a desperate crawl for freedom.