I am adding an accomplishments section to my resume, feel free to critique.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I have crossed the street several times at such intersections as Broadway and 7th, the Magnificent Mile, and several by ways in Denver, including the road that runs past the Bugs Bunny Motel; I have relieved myself in airports around the country, including LaGuardia and O'Hare International, including a four-minute hand-washing session with hot water and suds; I have whistled the main theme from the opera "Wozzeck" in a cab in Las Vegas while looking out a window made of glass; I am the recipient of mail, brought to my home by the United States Postal Service; I speak frequently around the house, often to the cat, which barfed in a shoe I purchased years ago from Land's End, with whom I maintain a commercial relationship; I own a library card and frequently read books without moving my lips and am capable of chewing gum and walking at the same time.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I have crossed the street several times at such intersections as Broadway and 7th, the Magnificent Mile, and several by ways in Denver, including the road that runs past the Bugs Bunny Motel; I have relieved myself in airports around the country, including LaGuardia and O'Hare International, including a four-minute hand-washing session with hot water and suds; I have whistled the main theme from the opera "Wozzeck" in a cab in Las Vegas while looking out a window made of glass; I am the recipient of mail, brought to my home by the United States Postal Service; I speak frequently around the house, often to the cat, which barfed in a shoe I purchased years ago from Land's End, with whom I maintain a commercial relationship; I own a library card and frequently read books without moving my lips and am capable of chewing gum and walking at the same time.
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ha ha. Very nice.