1. no because that would require way too much homicide
and way way too many innocents would be hurt just because they woudlnt love me instead of someone else
2. no matter how fast i eat i only need a glass of water to get it all down
3. .... so thats why ill be dead before they finally put a smile on my face... that is if i end up in a coffin and not a science lab
4. no you wont. youll have already ran away or worse. trust me if IM scared, it is nothing to balk at.
5. please dont. i already have all those possibilities running through my head and most are viable futures.
6. you'd be using too many little words even though i have an overly verbose vernacular.
7. the only thing that gets me is the common cold
i suppose aids or ebola or somethign severe but im rarely sick usually.
8. please dont. i get laughed at at my own expense enough as is. and lately ive been tripping and clumsier and bulkier feeling than usual

<3
hah.
what friends.
i mean outside of sg.
haha

Hehe
true friends ......nevermind im not finishing that cheesy and pointlessly embarassing whiny and self promoting statement

sad but true of most that are called friend

it was okay. everyone was either married or getting married and had changed a lot so it kindad creeped me out and i didn't stay very long hahaha.

that makes a nice change to the usual sap

moving kinda quick arnt we?

*thinks* "yeah right chris, think again"

its good to see your loyal...most people arnt these days...

hehe your are to sweet you know. Hopefully I will catch you in chat sometime soon.


Those are brilient rulz, I think I will print them and hang them up to remind me.

a friend will bail your ass out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you on the bench saying, "that was fun, wasn't it?"